Thursday, July 21, 2005

and I want to have kids

For the last three days Chris and I have been hearing these weird noises at our house. We finally figured out it the little girl next door and her friend. They have to be about 12 or 13. They were throwing things off of their balcony at our windows and balcony. I went out on the balcony when I heard one hit and told them to stop it they were going to break the window. For the next ten minutes they giggled and laughed about it to each other. Saying things like "oh yeah, a crayon is really going to break a window". Whatever, I guess. Then, I took the dog out for a walk and they started throwing things at him and spitting on him from the balcony. Well, anybody who knows me knows I am freak when it comes to my dog and I yelled at them. Then I came back upstairs and they started singing a song. The lyrics were:

I made a mistake
I spit on your dog
I missed by a yard
o' psycho neighbor lady

So, now I am just pissed. I seriously want to go kick some twelve year old ass. Chris pointed out umm hello, do you not remember messing with people. I do remember, but oh my god, I am now the one being messed with, I am PSYCHO NEIGHBOR LADY. I feel old.


Raven the Pagan said...

LOL I would have to put the fear of God into them. Laugh my ass when they crap their pants. They would think I'm psycho. In a way that would make them think it would be bad for their health if they didn't leave me alone. :)

Heidi said...

LMAO, shell! I would want to kill the little brats too.

I remember doing stupid crap like that every once in awhile when I was a kid and hung out at my Dad's on the weekends. Bored kids are annoying as hell! ;)

I'm with raven, you should really give them a reason to call you the psycho neighbor lady! Or become the mooning neighbor lady who plays classical music (kids looove classical music, right? Heh.) as loud as possible everytime she catches sight or sound of them. LOL

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