Saturday, December 10, 2005

He did WHAT??

So Simon spontaneously and independently jumped into the bathtub to urinate today. Up until now he has been very fearful of the tub, since it is where he is frequently bathed. But our new neighbors have dogs which we can vaguely hear through the walls, and Simon seems convinced that their sporadic yipping is coming from the tub drain, so he gets in there once in awhile and tilts his head and barks and tries to stare down the pipe. It's very amusing really, except that we fear he has become too comfortable in the tub. This is a dilemma for me. If this urinating behavior re-occurs, I am undecided as to whether to praise or punish it. On one hand, peeing in the tub is a vast improvement over the occasional (albeit very rare) accident in the house. On the other hand, that is fucking disgusting and if Chris hadn't noticed it happen he very well could have stepped into a puddle of piss in his bare feet while getting into the shower. That would be the death of the little red dog.

6 comments:

J's Girlfriend said...

Uuuh... Unfortuntely you probably have no choice but to punish that, or it will become habit... What a shame you can't teach him to do it on the toilet... Now there's an idea!

suki said...

yikes... our dog doesn't pee in the tub, but sometimes when it is raining outside, she refuses to go out the doggy door to the outside... :/

IdentityMIA said...

Buy a new tub especially for your dog? ;)

ocB said...

hahah thats too funny. I mean it stinks..that you have to check twice before getting in the tub, and clean more and all that..but pretty funny none the less :)

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