Good Customer service?

Key quotes to customers from a prize employee at my call center:

"Did you just call me stupid? Oh, and now you want me to help you?"

"Sir, a prophylactic is a condom" - (guarding from or preventing the spread or occurrence of disease or infection) - This is a frequently used term in dental insurance.

"I like the late shift, I can drink in the morning"

"I look as good as I sound"

"Kudos to you for being older than me"

"Well, it must have sat at the post office for three months"