Dr Steven Broman
Denver Broncos fans are willing to do just about anything to get tickets to Sunday's AFC Championship game.
They're offering to pay thousands of dollars or to trade wedding photography, a fly fishing trip - even a diamond engagement ring. But a Fort Collins physician has come up with perhaps the strangest ticket-trade offer of all.
"The offer is a full service vasectomy," says Dr. Steven Broman of Associates in Family Medicine, "which includes pre-op and post-op visits, all the lab tests and things that go along with that, for two Broncos tickets. Anywhere in the stadium is fine."
Broman came up with the idea after seeing what other fans were offering on the Internet. "There's plumbers, electricians, landscapers - that's all great," says Broman. "I don't do plumbing. This (vasectomies) is the kind of plumbing I do."
Broman says the 20-minute procedure is practically painless and his vasectomy patients have all been satisfied with the results. "Everybody knows that once you have it done you don't have the stress, you don't have concerns about unwanted pregnancies, you don't have to deal with those kinds of issues and so virility goes up."
Broman is a dedicated Broncos fan who has a John Elway screensaver on his laptop and a pair of seats from the old Mile High Stadium outside his office door. "If you live in Colorado you've got to follow the Broncos," he says.
Anyone interested in accepting Broman's offer can contact him at his office: 970-484-1757.
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